'Overly emotional girls with daddy issues are a stereotype. So are naive teenagers and hopeless romantics who are constantly chasing heartbreak, mistaking it for love. And I, the walking cliche, am all of this.'
Lora Mathis (via unseralaska)

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Every 35 days, you grow a new skin - cells created from what you eat. Therefore my mother wasn’t lying when she warned me: you are what you eat. I was sunshine and candy corn when we started; a mess of coffee and secondhand smoke, when we fell apart.
Lora Mathis (via unseralaska)

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its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

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scruffydeanwinchester:

birds-of-the-summer:

but does it count as murder if you say sorry

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trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

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electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOUlike BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

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